The Adventures of Private Sheriwinkle

Sheriwinkle peaked out of his trench. The dinosaurs were just on the other side. He either had 2 choices: Run, or kill himself. Those dinosaurs were really big. Sheriwinkle saw 2 dinosaurs rip apart his entire platoon. He hid inside a small trench that the dinosaurs dug.

Fortunately, Sherwinkle chose to run. He ran as fast as he can, even though he had 30kg of equipment on him. Live or die, he repeated over and over again. Live or die. A fairly small raptor caught up with him, and violently started biting his leg. Sheriwinkle yelled a loud yell, almost echoing across the battlefield. He fell down, grabbed his combat knife, and made a quick thrust towards the raptor. It yelled a disturbing shriek, then fell down, shaking a little. Sheriwinkle used this time to run. He saw a small group of miners hired to help out the Irish Rangers. He saw there was alot of blood, all over their once clean uniforms. Sheriwinkle guessed it was the dinosaurs' blood. The miners were obviously shocked at the disaster, they were using their pickaxes as weapons to fight. There was 4 human bodies around them, in Miner uniform.

Private Sheriwinkle ran towards them. A miner with short brown hair came up to him, his blue eyes looking frightened. "Thank God, someone made it out!", he shouted. But then, it came.

The Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Many survivors tried to run. They were still shocked at the dinosaur invasion, but now this? Several Irish Rangers that somehow still had some momentum started shooting at the gigantic beast. Unsurprisingly, the T-Rex shoved it off as if he was being shot by peashooters. When the military finally understood all hope was lost, the men firing the beast started to run. Too late.

Sheriwinkle saw his best friend, Sgt. Jon Jern Boyle, start to run. A quick raptor made him trip, and that's when the T-Rex spotted him, picked Boyle up, and squished him with his huge hands. Sheriwnkle heard the disturbing *squish* noise as bright red blood dripped from the T-Rex's hands.

Live or die, Sheriwinkle's mind said. Live or Die.

Sheriwinkle stared in horror. There wasn't time to mourn Boyle's death, and it certainly wasn't time to give up. He started to run with the miners and surviving Irish Rangers. Then, a pack of raptors came out of the bushes, jumping on a couple of survivors. The unfortunate men tried to wrestle with the raptor, but in the end they were beaten. The ones that weren't pounced continued running away. Luckily, Sheriwinkle was lucky to not get killed by these sneaky raptors.

He ran some more, when a group of tigers had smelled the flesh of dead men. At the same time, a 2nd group of raptors were setting up for a 2nd ambush. The tigers spotted the raptors, and the 2 began their brawl. Sheriwinkle and the remaining survivors took a second to watch this skirmish, while they rest a while. After all, the T-Rex gave up following them a long while ago.

A tiger with a furious eye looked at a raptor straight in the eye. If a tiger can talk, it would've said, "Get ready, bitch!" and proceed to wrestle around.

The battle was fairly bloddy, with the smell of raptor and tiger meat in the air. When Sheriwinkle and the survivors looked around to see if they were ready, they started to run some more.

For the first time in 5 years, Sheriwinkle felt hopeful. Hopeful he may live. Hopeful he can visit his family again. While Sheriwinkle was having these thoughts, the man in front of him blew up into teeny-tiny bits. Minefield. Everyone stopped at once. They started walking slowly. One by one, a miner blew up and died a gruesome death. After about 5 minutes, about 6 rangers and 10 miners were perished, in just 5 minutes. Many of those Sheriwinkle was just talking to 2 hours ago.

Finally, reinforcements arrive. But is it truly reinforcements? One tank and 15 frightened rangers? A handsome man in sunglasses and a fuzzy looking mustache walked in front of the dazed group of rangers and miners. He let out a quick sigh.

"Okay, this is how it's going to work. Either, we take turns killing each other, or we hold this position for a little longer. It's your choice".

20 of the 60 men who retreated with Sheriwinkle and the others took out their sidearm, loaded the weapon, and pulled the trigger. Right there on the spot.

Sheriwinkle, plus the fellows who didn't commit suicide, made their positions in their trench. This is it, maybe they do have a chance. Suddenly, the thumping sounds of dinosaurs echoed everywhere. Here they come.

The attack started with an ambush of raptors. This was less successful than the other ambushes, as there was no casualties. Then, a couple of chargers. They were easily dispatched with that little ammo the rangers had, an average of 2 magazines for their Bullpup rifles and 4 clips for their pistols.When all goes bad, the tank will mow down the rest of the buggers.

Then, huge thumping steps.

The T-Rex.

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Thanks Sherlock Holmes.

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	Sheriwnkle bloddy

I got bored, so I found all the spelling and grammar mistakes I could.

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i love you,... damnit!

Sheriwinkle is a name, dumbass.

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	Ilikecookies wrote:
	Sheriwinkle is a name, dumbass.

*Facepalm*

	jonnymcwhatshisname wrote:
	Sheriwnkle

you mean Sheriwinkle?

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Sorry pal, instead of being a Grammar Nazi, why don't you critique the content, and not the spelling?

That, or you can continue sucking Luka's 1 inch penis.

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	Redwards: everyone in the world Redwards: is like Redwards: conencted Redwards: to each other Jon Jern: kay Redwards: with like computers Redwards: thats like cool

Thanks Sherlock Holmes.

So that's why luka hasn't finished his shit...he's too busy being blown by theshow.

I wish.

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	Ilikecookies wrote:
	Sheriwinkle is a name, dumbass.

You spelled it wrong, dumbass.

and ok. I did enjoy reading it. Interesting and lots of twists and turns, although sometimes you could see stuff coming.

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i love you,... damnit!

tl;dr.

It was an actual story?

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It came running. Running swiftly, shoving several raptors out of his way with his tiny arms. His eyes gleamed with anger as he ran closer and closer towards the thin line of rangers.

The officer with the moustache shouted "Hold your position lads! We'll show that fucker how the Irish do it!". Sadly, this message didn't go through everyone's head. The man next to Sheriwinkle asked if he can borrow his pistol. Confusingly, Sheriwinkle handed it to him. He pointed it to his brain and pulled the trigger. Sheriwinkle retrieved his pistol from the man's corpse.

The T-Rex was getting closer and closer. Men started to lose momentum. Several jumped out of the trenches only to get swarmed by hundreds of raptors. Sheriwinkle bit his lip. Suddenly, the men inside the trenches heard buzzing noises. They looked up. A plane! As Sheriwinkle stared at the saviors, little dots came out of the plane with parachutes. Paratroopers. Ugh.

The paratroopers has been in rival with the Irish Rangers for quite a while. In every bad situation the rangers get in, they're assisted by the hot-headed, arrogant Airborne soldiers.

As the the paratroopers got out and were dropping down to the battlefield, a second plane flys overhead peppering the ground with machine gun fire. Sheriwinkle watched as the last of the raptors fell down, blood everywhere.

Then men cheered. Hugs were exchanged. So were tears. The Irish Rangers came in with 550 men. Good men. Now, 32 remained. Sheriwinkle climbed out of the trench. He looked in horror. Corpses of friends and cousins. Corpses of men he asked for a cigarette. He shook his head and walked towards the Airborne Regiment.

The airborne officer look around at the 32 weary men. He frowned, then whispered something to a soldier. The man got up and said to the rangers that there is an outpost about 4 hours from here. "If we can make it", he continued, "There will food, drinks, beds, and all other havens"

The men cheered. As long as the dinosaurs are kept busy doing other things, it'll be a safe journey.

But it wasn't.

Sheriwinkle and the group creaked through a swamp. They could be anywhere. Behind the trees, bushes. Hell, they might sprawl out of the ground. Everyone had a feeling they were going to die. But how? They walked on silently. Suddenly, an arrow sprawled from somewhere, hitting a ranger in the neck. He gagged, begged for help, then finally fell down, signalling his death.

More arrows rained down on the rangers. Sheriwinkle got down and went into a prone position, as did the others. More men were getting hit, and more men were getting killed. These certainly can't be dinosaurs. so what are they? Suddenly, Sheriwinkle heard a battle cry in a strange language. A tan-skin man came running out, stabbing the charming officer with the moustache until he was brought down by the surprised rangers. Indians.

More of them emerged from their ambush spots. They threw spears, shot arrows, and slaughtered the poor group of rangers. Most of the survivors didn't have any ammo. Those who did, their guns were jammed. Everyone knew they would die some way, but they weren't expecting mad indian men in a swamp.

As the rest of the rangers were slaughtered, Sheriwinkle was left with the same option he had 3 hours ago. Live, or die. He dropped his equipment, grabbed a rifle and pistol from a dead ranger. As he came to a stop, he listened. It was quiet. He escaped. But at the cost of 31 men. Why did God choose him to live, out of all the other heroic rangers that helped repel the dinosaur invasion? All Sheriwinkle did was hide in a trench, hoping he would live. He got his wish.

Sheriwinkle, you could say, was always a lucky man. Back when he was a young lad, he would always be the one to find a gold coin on the ground, or get a 100% on his test when he didn't study. He also was lucky when he survived flesh eating dinosaurs when everyone else died. 550 good men went in. One came out. And that one man hadn't even reached a HQ to report. What was he going to say to General Jon Boyle? Would a proud man believe such a tale?

At this point, Sheriwinkle didn't know where to proceed. The officer with the mustache had the map out of here. But there was already crazy indians there that killed the rest of his buddies.

Sheriwinkle was alone.

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	Redwards: everyone in the world Redwards: is like Redwards: conencted Redwards: to each other Jon Jern: kay Redwards: with like computers Redwards: thats like cool

Thanks Sherlock Holmes.

I LOL'ed at the second paragraph. xD

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