The C404 Sitcom

Do you ever think that our little internet community would ever make an awesome sitcom? No? Well, it would, okay? We would be having an intellectual conversation and then BEaverfat would come and say something like, "cut off their penis"

Time to role play.

I'll add something when I have more time.

Sypnopsis of Characters

Stasik: The anchor man of C404.News. He sleeps with the producer, smokes pot, and reads the bible--at the same time.

Xor:Corrupt town sheriff who is always trying to get President Luka do do some inhumane, money-productive scheme. Like building a colloseum and letting criminals fight to the death. Very controlled though. Criminals are shot on the spot. Survivng criminals are shot again.

Gameplayer: Town superstar. Has admirers, yet most people hate him because he's so self centered and thinks he better then everyone else.

Redwards:

Beaverfat: Town criminal. Most of his prosecutions are sexually related. His catchprase is Di-No-Mite. He is a Mexican.

TheShow:

Luka M.: President of C404. He is often not founded in his office, and can be seen drinking heavily at akward moments.

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Last edited by theshow720 on Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:30 am; edited 5 times in total

I can be the incompetent city mayor who tries to do the right thing but often fails, humorously.

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Xor is the dictator and lets the public run wild. Yet, it is a controlled chaos.

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I'll be the town drunk that often finds himself waking up in the town park with a lampshade on his head while caressing a barn animal. I think Gameplayer should be the greased up deaf guy

Nobody is more qualified to be the deaf guy than me.

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xD tits or gtfo

	Werts wrote:
	Nobody is more qualified to be the deaf guy than me.

Why is that?

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	theshow720 wrote:
	Xor is the dictator and lets the public run wild. Yet, it is a controlled chaos.

damn straight it's controlled, and who says I let criminals run wild, all criminals are shot. surviving repeat offenders are shot again.

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My mistake sheriff. Noted and fixed. Those damn surviving criminals are shot again--twice!

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Slander, that a minor offense *pistol whips theshow*, repeat offenses will result in an escalation.

and Gameplayer isn't the greased up deaf guy, he's the greased up nerd, long since learning that he can make all the snarky insults he likes and get away with it because:

A. nobody really wants to try and take down a half-naked guy (wrestlers excepted)

B. nobody really wants to try and take down a greased up half-naked guy (gay men excepted)

C. most punches just glance off him

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Again noted and changed.

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Because I'm fucking more than half deaf.

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dear god there's a pun like no other I could pull from that, and I am soooo very tempted...

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Just do it. It's bad for your health to keep things like that bottled up inside.

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no, I'm going to be polite about this one...must...resist...

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